Drink Dispenser
If the dad in question tends to favor one type of liquor above all others, why not showcase that preference in a stylish beverage dispenser that looks like it was cut out of stone. Though not inexpensive, this gift will certainly make the giver the most popular child in the house, and it's guaranteed to see a lot of action. While it's not a traditionally funny gift, it will undoubtedly result in a chuckle before immediately being put to use.
F Bomb Paperweight
It's hard work being a parent, especially when that involves being careful not to employ any inappropriate language around young kids. Whether the dad in question uses impressively creative swear words or just sputters out the bad ones regularly, this F bomb paperweight will help remind him that a few uttered dirty words never ruined anyone's childhood.
Corkcicle
If wine is the beverage of choice for the head of the household, and white wine is particularly popular, this Corkcicle will prove handy for chilling a white wine quickly without diluting it with real ice. Shaped like an icicle, the item slips into the bottle easily and chills it in a matter of minutes. The cork stopper top comes in a variety of colors, so if Dad has a favorite shade, he can admire his hue while sipping a buttery chardonnay.
Novelty Apron
Many dads love to bust out the propane or charcoal and fire up the grill. Whether they prefer chops, steaks, or veggie burgers, they're going to need a stylish apron to hold their grill tools and show the party who's the boss of the pit. Novelty aprons can feature anything from comic book characters to silly sayings. There are even aprons boasting images of scantily clad women.
Toilet Mug
Coffee lovers of all stripes can relate to the affect that this caffeinated beverage has on the digestive system, and any dad that loves his morning cup of Joe and appreciates scatological humor will appreciate this toilet mug. Looking like a porcelain toilet bowl replete with water tank and, in some cases, a flush handle, this mug amusingly reveals what's likely to be the aftermath of indulging in a cup or two of coffee.
Slang Flash Cards
Parents are usually out of the loop when it comes to the latest slang, though they may try hard to use it. If Dad loves to awkwardly incorporate "off the chain" and "twerking" into his conversation, these slang flash cards will help him get a grasp on the phrases the young folks are using these days, without looking quite so silly. Each card features a slang word or phrase, the definition, and a helpful black and white image of the meaning.
101 Things to Do With Bacon
It's nearly every dad's favorite food, but bacon shouldn't be eaten for breakfast alone. For Father's Day, introduce dad to the wonderful world of bacon recipes that go well beyond the typical breakfast side item. 101 Things to Do With Bacon is the cookbook any patriarch can get behind, with its recipes for quesadillas, pancakes, and even cupcakes. The recipes are all tried and true, and there's definitely something for everyone, even those who only care for occasional bites of bacon.
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